pulling teeth...

okay, so im tired, lazy, and want to come home, sit on my couch and order up some delivery and watch tv...except i broke the tv this week, well it kinda just fell over thankfully not destroying my dvd player or center speaker that went with it...so that leave me with checking the myspace, stalking out a few people, etc...and ordering chinese...but i swear that should be the easiest thing to do and its not...i mean, when i order pizza i go online and click click click and get whatever i want in 30 although lately 45 minutes...chinese i need a translator for because once i realize the cute (well i assume she is cute but then again ive always had this thing for asians) sounding chinese girl on the other end of the phone cannot understand a damn word im saying...but i start to speak slower, pronounce my words, letters, spell out numbers individually and she still cant hear? its like the fucked up speaker at the drive-thru...and then and then and then...and then she finally has my order after 10 minutes and i have no idea when its going to get here because all she says is bye and hangs up the phone...its like pulling teeth to get it all right and then and then what am i supposed to chew with?!